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"Laughter is the best medicine."

1 Aug 2010 17:20 Posted by Daalla
A plane taking off

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in the plane said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


This site contains jokes followed by a key vocabulary, verbs and sentences from the jokes. (Funnylessons.com)
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English through jokes

16:53 Posted by Daalla

The polar bear

 TO BE: present simple

POLAR BEAR CUB: Mum, am I a real polar bear?
POLAR BEAR MOTHER: Yes, dear, of course you are.
POLAR BEAR CUB: Really?
POLAR BEAR MOTHER: Mother: Yes, son. I’m a polar bear. Your dad’s a polar bear. Your grandparents are polar bears. Your sisters are polar bears. Your brothers are polar bears.
POLAR BEAR CUB: I know that, mum. But am I a real polar bear?
POLAR BEAR MOTHER: Of course you are. Be quiet and eat your fish.
POLAR BEAR CUB: But I’m not a polar bear, I’m sure.
POLAR BEAR MOTHER: Listen to me. You are a real polar bear. Why do you ask the same question again and again?
POLAR BEAR CUB: Because I’m freezing!



This site contains jokes based on useful grammar points in English. Each joke is followed by a grammar explanation and exercises on the grammar and key vocabulary from the jokes. (ESLjokes.net)
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